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Y1 Transmission for April 25 2011

Caution: this is a Yellow-1 Transmission. While safe for casual viewing, repeated exposure WITHOUT THE PROPER EQUIPMENT can cause issues. Reports of headaches, nausea, stomach cramps, panic, and general anxiety can be sent to myself or directly to Operations.

For those of you without proper contact information, see Yellow-1.org.

Additional notes:

While these results are promising, we must use caution. The entities involved seem as if they are under our control, but this may be a deception. After all, deception is their nature.

To be honest, I would feel a lot better about this if they seemed out of control.

Four Horsemen wmv

World's Best Manipulators

(Cross-post from the Yellow 1 forums.)

I'm sorting through my research material at the moment and paring it down into the most distilled and results-oriented stuff I can find. At the moment I'm wondering if perhaps there is something I have overlooked.

So, here is my question: who are the world's most skilled manipulators?

Now, you'll be tempted to say "politicians". While I'll agree that they are influential, they are the equivalent of a CEO at the head of "Manipulation Inc". They themselves do not hold all that much skill, and are easily caught unawares and unable to handle a changing situation. Rather, they coordinate those that can and do manipulate the public.

The only other type of restriction I've placed on this is the train of logic that would lead people to say "lawyers". These people are 90% beaurocrat, and a good lawyer isn't a good manipulator but rather just very good at paper work. Life doesn't resemble what you see on TV.

My list so far (in no particular order):

• Pick Up Artists (see PUA community)
• Hypnotists (therapeutic and entertainment, also includes NLP practitioners)
• Advertisers
• Sales professionals
• Psychiatrists
• Psychopaths and Sociopaths (not universally, but many of the successful ones)
• Grifters and Con Men
• Cult Leaders
• Trauma-based Mind Control Experts (some organizations do still practice this)
• Chinese thought-reform professionals

My suspicion is that this is a fairly complete list. These 10 categories cover the specialist thinking required to manipulate people in a live situation.

What I'd like to know is:

• Does anyone have any questions about an item on the above list?
• What should be added?

"Fun" Loop - Test Results

--- excerpt from the official report, see "Yellow-1 experiment 1042.Gamma - Direct Drive Happy Zen Induction" ---

Nobody is more surprised than I am at the results we're getting here. Test subjects that successfully surrender to this clip achieve a relaxed and pleasant state of Zen, where their minds become silent and their moods are slightly elevated.

Once this state of mind is achieved (characterized by the subjects complete lack of concern over watching the clip again) we run them through the standard series of tasks designed to be complicated and frustrating. Consistently we're finding that test subjects score much higher in every single type of test, whether it be problem-solving, memory, or social dynamics. Everything simply becomes easy and "fun".



It should be noted that not all test subjects were able to achieve the desired mental state in the same amount of time. Some arrived within minutes, while others took hours. A few stubbornly refused the input, and consequentially had a complete mental breakdown. Further post-analysis of these subjects can be done in the Recovery Room.

My own experience exposing myself to the "Fun" loop yielded the proper results. My work efficiency was increased dramatically, and I found it easier to relate to our interns. While the preclusion of any critical thinking isn't desirable as a permanent state, it certainly is a useful tool to have.

Generation of a replacement clip is critical, however. The compression used in the audio causes strain in many tissues, both in the ear canal and some parts of the brain. Some added effect in the studio for the general suppression of the listener's thinking patterns has also been detected, and it's worth finding out whether or not this has something to do with the results we're getting or if it's an unrelated phenomena.

Distortions

Content of the above transmission refers to some of the work that ran through the Distortions Program. This isn't really my department, but from what I understand they are continuing their work. Do follow the proper channels through Operations if you want to know more.

I feel comfortable calling this transmission a "live Beta". I'll be interested in seeing the reports that come in from the field.

Caution: this is a Yellow-1 Transmission. While safe for casual viewing, repeated exposure WITHOUT THE PROPER EQUIPMENT can cause issues. Reports of headaches, nausea, stomach cramps, panic, and general anxiety can be sent to myself or directly to Operations.

For those of you without proper contact information, see Yellow-1.org.

Ownership and copyright of audio and video not implied. Both audio and video fall under fair use for teaching and critical commentary.

Research Findings: Y1 Transmissions

--- excerpt from the official report, see "Y1 Transmissions: Initial Results and Collateral Damage of The Cycle Prototype" ---

While overall The Cycle has proven successful, there is certainly room for improvement. I wonder now if releasing the full 5 segments simultaneously was a bit of hubris on my part. Yes, the test subjects knew what they were getting into before we started, as upper management has repeatedly reminded me. Still, we do have to do our own cleaning around here, and this was a real mess.

The next live prototype, due for release in just a few days on the 25th, will need to be more compressed. This will enable us to accomplish two things:

1. Increase the power of the transmitted signal for a tighter, more focused effect.
2. Simplify repetition of the entire transmission by just having it in a single file.

The transmission itself will actually address some of our more public operations. More on this in a few days. Also, I will be publishing directly to my own YouTube channel in order to monitor results a little more closely.

One final word: I need to address the growing pressure to use the combination of binaurals and ****CENSORED**** technology as seen in Y1LT - An Interview. Once more I would like to reiterate that I am not a janitor, and if other staff members want to deal with the mess that system leaves in its wake in the hopes that the few survivors yield desired results, they can be my guest.